DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

MeiringLaser Says:

May 25, 2012 - Lyrics forever its just a joke

HunterLuLz Says:

May 23, 2012 - ....I'm still not convinced, I think they released a monster....

redeemer1kamili Says:

May 18, 2012 - That's because cougars only attack young men :P

Smax2112 Says:

May 17, 2012 - xD

Lyrics4everandalways Says:

May 14, 2012 - Fucking government it wasnt him. It was a fucking bear. Fucking dumb ass bitches. You all can go fuck your self and say sorry.

BunsterByne Says:

May 13, 2012 - They were paid off by the bear to hide its involvement.

Broahsaurus Says:

May 9, 2012 - Yeah man this practically happens every day ftp

DKJson2112 Says:

May 9, 2012 - Breast milk recall!!! XD

wasabi1787 Says:

May 9, 2012 - Or Georgia.... Which they said in the video... And is written in the video description. DERP.

wasabi1787 Says:

May 9, 2012 - 3/4 of the fun

IBonedYourMom1234 Says:

May 6, 2012 - half the fun of onion videos is all the people thinking their videos are real

qqw52 Says:

May 3, 2012 - ...and its a swing and a miss as you failed to get this

DrFunky4 Says:

May 2, 2012 - lmao!!!!

JMMoosey Says:

May 1, 2012 - Why didn't Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson fight for this man's innocence?

andrewthehuman Says:

May 1, 2012 - I thought this was serious for like thirty seconds..... That's sad, America.

321rebelman Says:

May 1, 2012 - Sad thing is this probably could happen in our messed up criminal justice system.

ultimatenick37 Says:

Apr 29, 2012 - Or a midget!

ElenarMT Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - Screw thumbs up - the Onion needs an "I LOVE THIS SHIT" button!

av8orf15 Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - This must have been in Alabama... LOL

DaishiVI Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - Don't mind that trolling twat. :P

FDCbadaman Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - its america so this could be real

Ianf610 Says:

Apr 25, 2012 - Would have been even funnier if it wasnt a fish, but a watermelon.

econchino Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - cougars are not black like the bears, that's how we know it wasn't a cougar.

Chrisindapurplehouse Says:

Apr 17, 2012 - Is it one rule for you and not everybody else?

Chrisindapurplehouse Says:

Apr 17, 2012 - I think it's more you have an over inflated ego and think your shits don't stink. Well, they do! Get the fuck over yourself. You made the exact same jokes about my country right there. How is that any different to what I've said about yours?