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Chris Rock on Careers, Jobs and Money (*GREY FACTION)

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ROBWALL9 Says:

May 21, 2012 - IVE DONE THE PRETEND SHIT B4

ROBWALL9 Says:

May 21, 2012 - THE BEST

manuelturcios Says:

May 19, 2012 - I get a 15 min lunch break...

ubitcumajkemi Says:

May 18, 2012 - My job is as a unemployed, my career is as a lottery winner :(

bludybrains Says:

May 17, 2012 - howd he know that theyed take away r the ringer

richardhutnik Says:

May 11, 2012 - So, beyond a career, you can tell yourself you have a vocation. This means what you do all the time that you don't get paid to do.

MsChiJ Says:

May 8, 2012 - lmaoo you'll have to guess when your phones ringing :D...picking up every 4 minutes just incase lolll

sawman85 Says:

May 7, 2012 - by the definition "it's too much time if you have a job", when I worked as a barback, it was a career. I was running from the time I got to work to the time I went home. I was in great shape though...

DoUWanna007 Says:

May 6, 2012 - He's right. My kid was sick. Now I'm a cashier. That's all I can manage right now. I don't need some dumb azz nurse telling me to take classes to earn more money and be a damn nurse with patients, and blood, and surgeries, and mean old people throwing up on you and crap hours of 12+ days on and 4 off. ... Whew! Thanks Chris, I feelz better...LOL

iamalittlespy Says:

May 5, 2012 - This almost isn't comedy more like practical advice for people who don't know any better. Chris is basically saying life is short don't waste it on small goals and poor choices. Be ambitious and go for it, life is too f-ing short.

mowglilp Says:

May 4, 2012 - I used to laugh when i first saw this show, now it's not so funny anymore, people look funny at me when i tell them i don't spend money on bottled water, just saw a Nokia phone 2 days ago, guess what? from the box it had one ringtone.Chris Rock is not only a great comedian, he's also a time traveler.

jasontheogre Says:

Apr 30, 2012 - @ 4:24 Yup, cellular toilet Tetris all day! *theme song- dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun *squeeeeeeeeeze du du dun dun dun dun......crap I should've turned that piece the other way.....That coffee has my bowels jacked up.

Dreadlifeful Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - very funny but sad, especially to someone who can only get a job ...............

mesahatesayou Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - I bet if i shot yo ass i could finish this sandwich

LAmoZzz Says:

Apr 16, 2012 - I dont spend money on ring tones.)

sologuy56 Says:

Mar 30, 2012 - lol love the part wen he says and u wonder y people want to blow us the fuck up

shelzoth Says:

Mar 29, 2012 - So it seems that me calling you a dumb lib fit you very well. Nest time you want to engage me, at least come back with some answers. I am still waiting for that one financial regulation that BUSH cut. Also, tell my why the federal registry for regulations has only increased under bush. Dumb lib :D

Blafard666 Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - LOL, you can try to sound smart as you want, you are still a guy feeling hurt by a comedian making fun of Bush, and the 'dumb lib' thing make the whole thing even more priceless. So, my bad, the dumbest thing i ever read was actally your second comment XD

shelzoth Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - the federal register of regulations has only increased since bush. Tell me one financial regulation that bush specifically 'got rid off.' Please, try your best :D Dumb lib.